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U-Haul’s Oldest Moving Truck Finally Retired From Service

After nearly 100 years of providing hundreds of thousands of wind-blown and bug-toothed customers with a true Adventure in Moving, U-Haul’s very first rental truck is finally being pulled out of service. “She still runs good,” said U-Haul spokesman… Read More

If the Movie “Harold and Maude” Was Made Now:

Caught on Camera: New Honda CoPilot and Cadillac CT1!

The Honda CoPilot is basically a Pilot with about four feet sawed out of the middle. Think of it as an all-wheel-drive Japanese Smart car.   The CoPilot is powered by an upgraded Honda GX390 pressure washer engine, and… Read More

Parksplug Responds to Reader Complaints About Dearth of Nissan Altima Articles

“We’ve never used the word ‘dearth’ before either,” slurs intoxicated editor of asinine blog   Parksplug, an automotive blog read by tens of people across the county, today assured readers it would boost the number of stories about… Read More

No One Allowed to Attend 2016 SEMA Show

Just two weeks away from the much-anticipated opening of the 2016 SEMA trade show in Las Vegas, organizers announced that no one will be allowed to attend. “The show has always been closed to the public, and attendees have… Read More

Scoop! Saleen’s Upcoming Mustang To Feature De Dion Suspension

Parksplug has learned that high-performance vehicle manufacturer Saleen plans to equip its upcoming Ford Mustang-based track racer with the venerable De Dion suspension.  Saleen spokesman Ichabod Wheeler agreed to sit down with us for a quick Q&A session: Parksplug: The Kawasaki… Read More

Prototype Hellcat-Powered Grand Cherokee Trackhawk Hits 157 mph While Pulling an Airstream

Concerned that the soon-to-debut Trackhawk’s Hellcat engine is downgraded to “just” 675 horsepower (from 707 in the Charger and Challenger)? Don’t be. A Jeep engineer and his family managed to hit just over 157 miles per hour over… Read More

The “Do-it-Yourself Maintenance” Page in the Tesla Model S Owner’s Manual

Monday Morning Photo: Creepy Clowns Head Off to Work

MAN IMPALED BY HOOD ORNAMENT IN 1957 CAR ACCIDENT SPEAKS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME

“I don’t remember if it was off an Oldsmobile or maybe a Mercury,” said Archie Quiggle of the aircraft-themed hood ornament protruding from the left side of his head. “My wife says it’s my best feature. She keeps it… Read More