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Posted on October 5, 2016
Hacked Backup Camera Photos Published Online
A Funston Lake man was shocked to discover that someone hacked into his car’s backup camera and posted pictures online. “I really feel violated,” said Dickie Mermaster after viewing the unauthorized photos, which included images of the inside… Read More
Updated on October 4, 2016
TRAFFIC TEETH DENTISTRY BECOMING A LOST ART
Dr. Yves Howdie fills a large rusty cavity in a traffic tooth at the entrance to Hemlock Acres County Park Dentist Yves Howdie gently maneuvers his drill around the back of the large steel traffic tooth. “See all this… Read More
Updated on October 3, 2016
“I NEED SOME HELP!” PLEADS VW’S ONLY PLAID SEAT SEAMSTRESS
SPIKE IN GTI SALES HAS 84-YEAR-OLD UPHOLSTERER WORKING LONG HOURS While it’s good news for Volkswagen, a recent surge in sales of the Golf-based GTI has the company’s sole plaid-qualified seamstress working nearly 15 hours a day. “I’m 84-years-old… Read More
Updated on September 30, 2016
Carcolepsy? Are “Stop-Start” Systems Linked to Driver Narcolepsy?
“When the engine shuts off at a red light, for some reason I just can’t keep my eyes open,” said Ajax Funston, the owner of a 2015 Ford Fusion equipped with fuel-saving stop-start technology. “I usually wake up… Read More
Updated on September 29, 2016
Mercedes SL’s New Rear-Facing Video Monitors Keep Other Motorists Entertained
“It’s a silly $8,500 option that merely screams ‘Look how rich I am!’” Annoyed Jaguar F-Type owner Angus Duhasset Pricey luxury roadsters are stuffed with digital display monitors nowadays, the 2017 Mercedes-Benz SL included. But what’s unique about the… Read More
Updated on September 29, 2016
Chevrolet to Merge Malibu and Impala
It’s no secret that Chevrolet plans to combine the Malibu and Impala into one model, but according to one Chevy insider, the new car’s introduction has been delayed due to the lack of a name. “Management had… Read More
Updated on September 28, 2016
An Interview With Cadillac Spokesperson Ciabatta Ma
The new Cadillac ATS and CTS have been the subjects of rave reviews, so we thought it was time to sit down with company spokesperson Ciabatta Ma to see what else was coming down the pike. Or pipe…. Read More
Updated on September 23, 2016
VW’s GOFUNDME SITE NOT DRAWING DONATIONS
Just days after news broke of the Volkswagen diesel emissions test scandal, the automaker quietly set up its own GoFundMe crowdfunding page to help it pay EPA fines that could reach $18-billion. “This is a difficult time, but… Read More
Updated on September 23, 2016
Rapper Downsizes His Ride to Reduce Carbon Footprint
Rapper Oh Zone Swagg used to drive a 510-horsepower supercharged Range Rover. But these days, he’s being chauffeured around town in a 1.4 liter Buick Encore, albeit with 25 inch rims. “Trying to save the ozone layer. Know… Read More
Updated on September 21, 2016
Something Else to Worry About: Beavers Are Eating Morgans!
Although Morgan cars have, for more than 100 years, been constructed with a wooden frame, beavers, termites and other wood-devouring pests have shown little interest in munching on the low volume British roadsters. Until now. And scientists say the… Read More
