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Chrysler and Dodge to Convert All Their Cars into SUVs

Sales of trucks, crossovers and SUVs are on fire, while car sales continue to freefall. Because of those dismal sales numbers, the few remaining Chrysler and Dodge cars will be transformed into SUVs — and we’ve got the… Read More

Desparate For Sales, Volkswagen to Sell Four-Packs of Jettas at Costco

At a joint press conference today, Volkswagen and Costco announced that the giant warehouse club will begin selling four-packs of the slow selling Volkswagen Jetta.  Costco spokesperson Bubbles Einhorn said the retailer plans to rename the compact sedan the Kirkland… Read More

Obese Local Man Cuts Ten Pounds From His Jaguar’s Curb Weight With New Carbon Fiber Wheels

A thousand dollars per pound.  That’s how much 39-year old Amigo Yates paid for a set of carbon fiber wheels for his Jaguar F-Type.   “I’m saving about two and a half pounds per wheel,” said the 389-pound Yates…. Read More

Homeless Woman Keeps Traffic Moving at Intersection

A homeless woman who solicits tips from the median at one of the busiest intersections in town is being credited by police for keeping traffic flowing smoothly. “If the driver is on the phone and doesn’t go when the… Read More

Coming to a Theater Near You: SHARKRADO!

SHARKS IN AN ELDORADO — OH HELL NO! This film stars Pug Campos and Urethra Bubbler as an elderly couple on a road trip in their 1976 Cadillac Eldorado convertible.   A sudden storm creates a freak waterspout… Read More

Blurry Spy Photo of the Year! Mid-Engine Corvette Caught on Camera!

Intrepid Parksplug spy photographer Skitch Dickerson belly-crawled for nearly a mile inside a secret GM facility to snap this picture of the new mid-engined Vette. He sustained moderate torso abrasions and got his pants dirty, but he got… Read More

Two Distinctive New RV’s Coming Soon to a Campsite Near You:

Mercedes-Benz and Coleman — two iconic brands not frequently mentioned in the same sentence — are both unveiling new RV’s just in time for the wretched and dreary winter travel season. Mercedes-Benz initially planned to introduce its C-Class… Read More