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Posted on February 25, 2016
First Photo! Borla’s New Faux Exhaust System for Tesla
It doesn’t do anything, but it sure looks great. We’re talking about Borla’s new fake exhaust system for Tesla’s Model S electric sedan. “I love my Tesla,” said Model S owner Carvell Yeggie. “It’s fast and looks great,… Read More
Updated on November 16, 2016
Kia Complains: “Our J.D. Power Award for Quality Fell Apart!”
Kia was justifiably proud after taking home the coveted Pretty Damned Good Quality award from J.D. Power for its 2015 Sorento and Soul. But the Korean automaker’s elation was short lived. Just days after the company received the prestigious award recognizing the quality of… Read More
Updated on February 25, 2016
Supreme Court Justices Fight Over Scalia’s Parking Space
Talk about a family feud. Bickering among the seven remaining associate U.S. Supreme Court justices over who will get the late Antonin Scalia’s parking space behind the Supreme Court building has escalated to the point that they’re barely… Read More
Updated on February 22, 2016
Dodge to Remake Dart into Mall Runner Called the “Blart”
As the saying goes, “If you never change your mind, why have one?” Fiat Chrysler apparently has no qualms about changing directions as the automaker announced today that it will not kill off the Dodge Dart after all, and… Read More
Updated on February 19, 2016
Mexico Asks to Borrow Some People To Help Build Cars
Production of more than a half-million U.S.-built cars will shift from the U.S. to Mexico over the next five years, according to an article in Afaik Magazine. Production of Ford’s Focus, Fusion, Taurus and C-Max are among those… Read More
Posted on February 17, 2016
Tesla Says it Will Require New Owners to Attend Ohm’s Law Class
Saying few buyers of its cars actually understand how their electric vehicles work, Tesla will now require all new owners to attend a six-week-long class on Ohm’s Law. “It’s on Tuesday and Thursday nights from 7:00 until 10:00, with… Read More
Updated on February 19, 2016
Dirty, Hungry and Pissed Off: Man Who Was Accidentally Buried With Time Capsule at Dealership 25 Years Ago Finally Unearthed
25 years did not fly by for Larry Dick Zindle. Back on Feb. 18th, 2001, Zindle was inadvertently buried along with a time capsule he was placing in the parking lot of Futz Delahee Toyota, and yesterday, during… Read More
Updated on February 18, 2016
Wiring Harness Expert to Help Untangle Woman’s Hair After Her Ride in Fast Convertible
A Peetz County woman whose hair was described as “a wreck” after she went for a short, fast ride in an Audi convertible is getting some much needed detangling help from famed automotive wiring harness installer Atlas Pizarro…. Read More
Posted on February 4, 2016
Oil Companies: “Motorists Need to Waste More Gas to Get Our Economy Moving”
An industry trade group representing more than a dozen oil companies is pleading with motorists to burn more gasoline and diesel fuel to help boost the U.S. economy. “Let me be clear,” World Petroleum Cooperative (WPC) spokesperson Butchie Joe Hooker told reporters… Read More
Posted on February 3, 2016
After Counting Bullet Holes in Ceiling, Buick Avista Named Most Popular Vehicle at Detroit Auto Show
Organizers of the recently-concluded North American Auto Show in Detroit said today that they’ve finally finished counting all the bullet holes in the ceiling of the Cobo Center, and the overwhelming show favorite was the Superior Blue Buick… Read More
