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Updated on October 31, 2016
First Photos! 2017 Porsche Panamera and Revised Hyundai Santa Cruz!
Most any automotive website or publication can bring you clear, vivid photographs of future vehicles, but only Parksplug features the very latest blurry, distorted spy photos. Shown here is a prototype of the 2017 Porsche Panamera, which besides being noticeably sleeker than the current… Read More
Posted on November 16, 2015
Dealers In Upheaval Over Name of Subaru’s Tribeca Replacement
Subaru’s Tribeca — an SUV that has sold in such low numbers since its 2005 release that Jay Leno owns just seven of them (one of which is jet-powered) — is finally getting a makeover, along with a new name. Such… Read More
Updated on November 15, 2015
Cadillac To Sell Ads On New Streaming Video Rearview Mirror
Months ago, Cadillac announced their plan to replace the inside rearview mirror of its vehicles with a streaming video feed, starting with the 2016 CT6 sedan. The company claims the video mirror enhances safety by eliminating obstructions such as headrests and pillars,… Read More
Posted on November 13, 2015
Kia Celebrates Sale of 12th Cadenza This Year
It’s official! Kia has sold another Cadenza. That makes the twelfth one this year, said giddy Kia spokesperson Charo Schemp. The company introduced the large and tolerably luxurious sedan for the 2013 model year but sales have been slow, barely managing to… Read More
Updated on November 12, 2015
Man Using New Spill-Proof Gas Can Visibly Older After Finally Filling Lawn Mower
A man who was just trying to fill his lawn mower with gas from a new government-approved spill-proof can had noticeably aged by the time he was able to complete the task, according to a neighbor. “I felt bad for… Read More
Posted on November 10, 2015
PARKSPLUG APOPHTHEGM OF THE DAY:
Installing an air snorkle on a Toyota Highlander is like buying a sand ladder for a Honda Gold Wing.
Posted on November 10, 2015
PARKSPLUG UNVEILS NEW SITE
We here at Parksplug were surprised to hear that we recently debuted a redesigned Parksplug site. Of course, we were anxious to find out more, so we asked Parksplug’s Associate Minister of Social Expression Tapioca DelDuca to meet us down… Read More
Updated on November 9, 2015
SNAG IN VOLKSWAGEN DIESEL BUYBACK PLAN
Volkswagen’s plan to assist dealers by buying back new vehicles equipped with the scandal-tainted TDI diesel engine has been put on hold, according to a company source who practically begged for anonymity. Meh Volkswagen, which bills itself as… Read More
Updated on August 31, 2016
LAID-OFF HYPHEN INSTALLER BEMOANS F-150’S UPDATED LOGO
For most automotive assembly plant employees, the introduction of an entirely redesigned model is cause for celebration, as it translates into years of continued employment. Hyphenated no more: 2015 F150 But sadly, that’s not how it worked out… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
BOY SUSPENDED AFTER WEARING NISSAN LEAF HALLOWEEN MASK TO SCHOOL
A ten-year-old Mahnoman Elementary School student was suspended today after he wore a Nissan Leaf mask to school, frightening fellow classmates and startling staff members. Frightened children flee the playground after this obviously demented boy wore a Nissan… Read More
