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Updated on September 1, 2016
MOTORIST WITH U.S. MAP TATTOO MISTAKES HER OWN BELLYBUTTON FOR GRAND CANYON
“I should have checked a real map, I guess,” said Oregon resident after following her own map tattoo to Illinois. Oregon resident Bubbles Boing explains how she mistook her navel for the Grand Canyon An Oregon woman… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
COSTCO TO SELL “FOUR-PACKS” OF VOLKSWAGEN JETTAS
Costco shopper Corky Palumbo grimaces after hearingabout the Jetta four-pack promotion First came the $98 per month lease deal. Now, in yet another attempt to boost sagging sales of its Jetta compact sedan, Volkswagen has authorized Costco to… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SPELLING ERROR CAUSES GOP TO INADVERTENTLY DEFUND OBAMACAR
PRESIDENTIAL LIMO REPOSSESSED; CONGRESSMAN ADMITS, “WE LEFT OUT THE ‘E’” A seemingly simple typographical error by House Republicans has resulted in the repossession of President Obama’s Cadillac limousine. “We meant to defund Obamacare but we left off the… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SCION SALESPERSON TOPS LIST OF LONELIEST JOBS IN THE WORLD
WORSE THAN WORKING AT AN ANTARCTIC RESEARCH STATION, SAYS PSYCHOLOGIST Scion salesman Hercules Doyle catches a few winks at his desk “Sometimes weeks will go by when I see no one but my co-workers,” said a melancholy Hercules… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
GOOGLE SELF-DRIVING CAR CAUSES ACCIDENT, FLEES SCENE
POLICE ARREST CAR’S ON-BOARD PROCESSOR FOR RECKLESS DRIVING Unidentified police officer struggles ashe attempts to take combative processorinto custody A Google autonomous car was speeding and tailgating before it struck the vehicle in front of it at a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
OBSERVANT PARKSPLUG READER PHOTOGRAPHS MAGICIAN DAVID BLAINE SITTING IN TRAFFIC
Magician David Blaine’s Porsche Cayenne is shown stopped in traffic onsouthbound Howitzer Rd
Updated on November 5, 2015
WORKERS COMPLAIN THAT NEW EXHAUST-POWERED TOOLS MAKE THEM WOOZY
Framing contractor Skeeter Weefles takes a breakafter fumes from his exhaust powered nail gun made him ” dizzy and cross-eyed” The manufacturer’s claims were promising: A new line of innovative construction tools powered by a vehicle’s exhaust that promised go-anywhere capability without… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
PISSED OFF JAGUAR OWNER: “OLD ADAGE ‘TAKE CARE OF YOUR CAR AND IT WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU’ IS A LOAD OF CRAP”
Liam Bunger says his 19-year-old Jaguar breaks down frequently even though he performs regular maintenance “The most recent problems were a blown radiator, a flat tire and a black box with four prongs sticking out the side that… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
MAYAN CALENDAR PREDICTED THE DEMISE OF PLYMOUTH
According to the Mayans, the Plymouth Prowler should have had a V-8 The archaeologist who last year discovered the fossil of a prehistoric Stig on a cave wall in Doorbell-upon-Avon in the English countryside is back in the… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
IS IT JUST US OR…..
DOES BENTLEY’S NEW RETRACTABLE HARDTOP LOOK OVERLY COMPLEX?
