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CUBBY MILLIGAN IN BIG TROUBLE AFTER CONDOM FOUND JAMMED IN VACUUM CLEANER IN MOM’S HONDA ODYSSEY

Cubby Milligan Cubby Milligan has been grounded for the foreseeable future after a condom was found jammed inside the vacuum hose of the family’s Honda Odyssey.  Cubby,16, had reportedly used the minivan to take his girlfriend, Juniper, to… Read More

PARTY’S OVER–COWS COME HOME

RETURNING HERD BLOCKS TRAFFIC FOR 30 MINUTES A driver is forced to stop as cows come home An untold number of motorists and partygoers were inconvenienced yesterday afternoon when the cows unexpectedly came home.  Downtown traffic was blocked… Read More

AUTOMAKERS RESPOND TO DOCTORS’ WARNINGS ABOUT TOO MUCH SITTING

Health experts warn of a host of negative health consequences as a result of too much sitting, including heart hiss, hip thud and lopsided cecum. Now some automakers are stepping up to the plate and producing vehicles that… Read More

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CAR DETAILER DISCOVERS SERGIO MARCHIONNE’S FACE ON CHRYSLER 300 STOP LIGHT

“IT MUST BE SOME SORT OF SIGN,” SAID SOME GUY WALKING BY Auto detailer Egdod Trad points to Chrysler 300 stop light lens bearing the face of Fiat Chrysler CEO Sergio Marchionne  A car dealership body shop worker who… Read More

IS THIS AUDI’S NEW A4 AVANTI?

Reader Cloret Tittsman sent in this photo of what appears to be Audi’s long-rumored A4 Avanti.  The picture is fuzzy and she only chopped part of the nose off the car so we’ve gone ahead and offered her a… Read More

RANGE ROVER TEASES 2016 EVOQUE AHEAD OF GENEVA AUTO SHOW

Next generation of Range Rover’s compact luxury crossover said to feature even more radical design

FRUSTRATED POLICE CHIEF SAYS HE’S LOSING OFFICERS TO OTHER DEPARTMENTS WITH NEWER CARS WITH COOL LIGHTS

Chief Calvin Fusty of the Pluss Butte City Police Department says young officers are not only disturbed by his overly large head, but also turned off by his department’s  old Fords with “gumball” red light  A local police… Read More

JUVENILE SIREN IMPERSONATOR GROUNDED AFTER STOPPING HUNDREDS OF CARS IN FRONT OF SCHOOL

Drivers in front of Efrem ZimbalistElementary School stop Tuesdayafter hearing what they thought was a siren A young miscreant who has the uncanny ability to imitate an emergency vehicle siren has been grounded by his parents until his voice… Read More

BIG RESTAURANT CHAINS JOIN THE FOOD TRUCK REVOLUTION

“THEY’RE KILLING US. I ONLY SOLD A COUPLE OF CATFISH BASKETS ALL WEEK.”  Catfish Bowl truck owner Dodd Smunk The food truck phenomenon dates back to 1991 when bohemian mommy blogger and amateur chef Fidget Yirkle began selling… Read More