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Updated on January 24, 2020
CHEVROLET’S NEW TAHOE INCLINE–A BMW X6 COPY?
A number of automakers have taken styling cues from BMW’s fastback-roofed X6 SUV, but we never would have guessed that Chevrolet would join them. However, sources have identified the vehicle in this Parksplug spy photo as the 2019… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
IS THIS THE COLOR CHART FOR APPLE’S NEW ELECTRIC CAR?
While Apple isn’t confirming or denying rumors that it plans to release an electric car within five years, a tell-tale photograph mysteriously showed up in our mailbox recently–along with what appeared to be a lump of feculence, possibly from… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CHANGE IN MAIL DELIVERY MEANS POST OFFICE WON’T BUY FLEET OF NEW TRUCKS AFTER ALL
POSTAL SERVICE TO BEGIN DELIVERING ALL MAIL TO SOME GUY NAMED STEVE Just days after the financially struggling U.S. Postal Service proposed buying a fleet of 180,000 new trucks, officials abandoned the plan, acknowledging they really don’t have… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
GM’S MARY BARRA APPEARS ON TV’s UNDERCOVER BOSS
General Motors CEO Mary Barra made what she termed, “a very successful appearance” on the television show Undercover Boss last week. Barra, who wore a subtle disguise while working as an assembly plant line technician, said, “I don’t… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
GENEVA AUTO SHOW SNEAK PEAK! FERRARI HAS A WOODY!
MARANELLO TARGETS AGING HEDGE FUND MANAGERS WITH YOUNG FAMILIES WITH ITS NEW FF-BASED CAMPAGNA SQUIRE WAGON Campagna Squire wagon features elegant Bubinga wood siding. Tires are Xenon-filled Pirelli P Zero Corsa Caro whitewalls fitted with metal-look carbon fiber hubcaps. Ferrari’s… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
JEEP TO INSTALL ADDITIONAL TRAILER HITCHES AS A RESULT OF RECALL
THE MORE HITCHES, THE SAFER THE VEHICLE, AUTOMAKER CLAIMS For months now, Jeep has been installing trailer hitches on thousands of 1993-1998 Grand Cherokees and 2002-2007 Libertys as part of a recall. According to the automaker, the added… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CHEVROLET (sort of) REVIVES A LEGENDARY NAMEPLATE!
THE SS 396 RETURNS…WITHOUT THE 3 Back in the 60’s, Chevy’s 396 V8 rumbled under the hoods of everything from Corvettes to Novas and more. 50 years later, Chevrolet is hoping to spread some of that mid-60’s big-block pixie dust on… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
MILLIONS SHOCKED TO LEARN THE IDENTITY OF “THEY”, AS IN, “THEY SAY YOU SHOULDN’T USE CHEAP GAS IN YOUR CAR”
For many years, millions of people have begun sentences with, “They say…”. But just who “They” are has been a mystery—until now. University of Tucumcari Sociology professor Dr. Hyman Festite revealed today that after years of searching, his… Read More
Updated on March 29, 2019
ORIGINAL ROBOCOP SLAMS FORD FOR “LETTING THE TAURUS GO”
“Ford has ignored the Taurus,” complained the original Robocop Robocop, the star of the original 1987 motion picture of the same name, lashed out at Ford today, saying the automaker has essentially ignored the Taurus, the first generation… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
RONALD McDONALD HOUSES AT GM DEALERSHIPS TO AID RECALL-AFFECTED CUSTOMERS
Since the mid-1970’s, the Ronald McDonald House charity has assisted thousands of families around the world by providing them with a place to stay while a family member receives medical treatment. Now the charity has announced it’s expanding… Read More
