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Updated on November 5, 2015
CHEVY TRUCK NEWS:
GM ORDERS WEIGHT LIMIT ON BUMPER STEPS AFTER DOZENS OF PICKUPS ACCIDENTALLY “CAPSIZED” BY CORPULENT OWNERS Plus-sized Silverado owner Latimer Lempert inadvertentlyupends his pickup while standing on truck’s bumper steps “We recommend that plus-sized owners put sandbags in the… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CAUGHT ON CAMERA! 2018 HYUNDAI HELOSTER
Despite months of denials from Hyundai, it appears the Korean automaker will produce the Marginally acclaimed auto spy photographer Dink O’Spoolcaptured the 2018 Heloster during testing. Heloster hatchback helicopter after all. The four-passenger craft–essentially a Veloster fitted with a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
PISSED OFF GRANDPA RETURNS FROM THE DEAD TO HAUNT “JACKASS” GRANDSON
GHOSTLY VISITS BEGIN AFTER GRANDSON TURNS INHERITED TRUCK INTO RAT ROD Hovering apparition of Vance Knob was captured on camera by grandson Vance Knob is very angry. He’s also very dead. Just before he died of acute bruxism last summer,… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
RAM APOLOGIZES FOR DAMAGE TO STONEHENGE DURING COMMERCIAL SHOOT
“It probably wasn’t appropriate.” Ram spokesman McWheemus Bartle Ram has officially apologized to “the people of England” after two of the mammoth stones that make up the prehistoric monument Stonehenge were pulled down and dragged during a demonstration… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
THESAURUS WEBSITE CLAIMS TRUCK MAKERS USED UP ALL ITS “TOUGH” SYNONYMS FOR THEIR ADS
Thesaurus.com complained today that GM, Ford and Ram depleted its website of all synonyms for the word “tough” for use in their advertising. Thesaurus.com spokesman Rodan McElhinney said a visitor to the site alerted them to the synonym… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
FIRST SPY PHOTO OF MAYTAG’S UPCOMING UTILITY VEHICLE
Automotive spy photographer Yakima Gluntz was once again in the right place at the right time, this time capturing a prototype of appliance maker Maytag’s new off road utility vehicle. While Maytag declined to comment, the vehicle… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HATE USING THE BATHROOM AT WORK? CHECK OUT THOR’S NEW PERSONAL RESTROOM TRAILER
ENJOY THE COMFORT–AND CAR MAGAZINES–OF YOUR OWN BATHROOM ANYWHERE YOU GO WITH THE NEW LIGHTWEIGHT DefiMate! The DefiMate easily fits in the parking lot at work. Just don’t behanding out keys to your co-workers It’s no secret: Guys… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
TIRED OF TAILGATERS? THE TAILGRATER GETS THEM OFF YOUR BACK FOR GOOD!
It’s become a frequent occurrence: the thimble-headed goonluca behind you thinks you should be going faster–even though you’re already driving 15 over the limit in the slow lane. He inches so close to the back of your car… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
JEEP NIXES PLANS FOR WRANGLER HELLCAT
Jeep says the Wrangler Hellcat ended up like this at some point during every test drive. “We got tiredof pushing the front end back down,” said spokesman Guzmo Squelt Sad news for Wrangler fans: Jeep won’t be building… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
MAN COMPLAINS, “MY SELF-DRIVING CAR LEFT FOR WORK WITHOUT ME!”
A local man who inadvertently overslept said his car left for work this morning without him. “I usually leave around 7:30 am, but I didn’t even wake up until 7:35 and my car had already left,” said 37-year… Read More
