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Updated on November 5, 2015
ROLLS-ROYCE ACKNOWLEDGES THAT SPIRIT OF ECSTASY’S WEIGHT “OUT OF CONTROL”
2013 Spirit of Ecstasy After months of silence, Rolls-Royce admitted today that the company’s famed Spirit of Ecstasy hood ornament has a weight problem. “Yes, well, she has chuffed up a bit, hasn’t she?” acknowledged Rolls spokesman Quillan Bagley…. Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
MORE DETROIT AUTO SHOW NEWS:
MERCEDES: THE MAYBOX, AN ULTRALUXURY, HANDCRAFTED VAN TO JOIN THE LINEUP IN 2017 FORMER BMW DESIGNER CHRIS BANGLE SPIED TAKING PHOTOS OF M6 COUPE
Updated on November 5, 2015
TODAY’S DETROIT AUTO SHOW DEBUTS: JEEPER SWEEPER AND THREE-CYLINDER ECOBOOST F-150
Jeeper Sweeper Jeep and Ford introduced new models at the Detroit Auto Show today. Jeep unveiled it’s Jeeper Sweeper, a Wrangler with a large street-sweeping roller brush that replaces the front wheels and tires. “Municipalities simply can’t afford… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CHAOS AT AUTO SHOW AFTER HAND SANITIZER DISPENSERS ACCIDENTALLY FILLED WITH AROUSAL GEL
Police fired rubber bullets and firefighters used water hoses today to restore order after hand sanitizer dispensers at the North American Auto Show in Detroit were inadvertently filled with arousal gel. “When I arrived, a dozen people rushed over and began… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
ANGRY CROWD OF CHAIN SMOKERS AND OBESE PEOPLE RIOT AT CORNER OF HAPPY AND HEALTHY
The intersection of Happy and Healthy was the scene of a large fight yesterday between crowds of chain smokers and sedentary obese people, according to police. “A fat guy coming out of the Walgreen’s store bumped into a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
ACURA TO MERGE ENTIRE LINEUP INTO JUST ONE VEHICLE
Acura has decided to combine all the vehicles in its lineup into one vehicle. Instead of selling the ILX, TLX, RLX, RDX and MDX, the automaker will only offer what it describes as a “sport sedan utility vehicle”… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
RAM INTRODUCES NEW “RAMBOX THING”
Innovations continue to flow from Ram Trucks. At a press conference in Auburn Hills today, the truckmaker introduced their latest product, the Rambox Thing. “Everyone needs a hand now and then, especially when he or she is on… Read More
Updated on April 26, 2016
BUZZ FROM THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
Despite Ford’s denials, we hear a new Ranger for the U.S. market will debut in two to three years. One Ford insider, who requested anonymity, described the mid-sized pickup as looking “sort of like a big Aston-Martin Ranchero.”… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
IS THIS THE 2017 MAZTEK?
FORMER PONTIAC AZTEK STYLIST DESIGNS NEW MAZDA SPORT UTILITY Designer Ajax Malarkey What is believed to be Mazda’s upcoming Maztek mid-sized sport utility has been caught on camera by obscure spy photographer Beaver Guttenberg. Rumors swirled–although some of them… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
FOX NEWS BUYS ONSTAR–ONLY RIGHT TURNS PERMITTED
Hundreds of OnStar subscribers are expressing outrage over changes to OnStar after the recent sale of the GM-owned subscription-based communications service to Fox News. Calamine “Toodie” Fetzler, a spokesperson for the recently-merged U.S. Commission on Tobacco, Communications and Native… Read More
