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Updated on November 5, 2015
INVENTOR BUILDS EXHAUST PIPE MOUNTED ELECTRIC SUPERCHARGER
DEVICE BUILDS BOOST BY SUCKING AIR THROUGH ENGINE AT HIGH VELOCITY Earman’s exhaust pipe-mounted electric supercharger Superchargers boost horsepower by forcing air through an engine. But always-curious inventor Earman Beefer wondered, do armadillos dream in color? But he… Read More
Updated on June 27, 2021
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
Confused friends and family from Prineville, Oregon follow driverless hearse as it passes through Rock Springs, Wyoming. MALFUNCTIONING AUTONOMOUS HEARSE LEADS PROCESSION OF 150 VEHICLES THROUGH FOUR STATES “We wondered about it, but we figured Bob wanted to… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CHRYSLER TO COAT VEHICLES WITH THOMPSON’S WATER SEAL DURING CLOSURE OF FACTORY PAINT SHOP
Liquid sealant chosen after attempts to wrap SUVs in vinyl turns into jumbled, sticky mess A two-month closure of a factory paint shop overdue for an upgrade has led to Chrysler’s decision to coat hundreds of newly-built vehicles… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SPIED! 2016 SHELBY GTF-350 ONE-TON DUALLY!
SHELBY AMERICAN CONTINUES TO DENY EXISTENCE OF HIGH-SPEED HORSE TRAILER-HAULER EVEN AFTER VIEWING RIDICULOUSLY OUT-OF-FOCUS AND ILL-FRAMED PARKSPLUG SPY PHOTO “Hmmm. Looks like a GT-350 Mustang to me.” Shelby American spokesman Beguzmo Spitze after being shown photo below of GTF-350… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
DESIGNER “HEARTBROKEN” THAT NISSAN CUBE DROPPED FROM LINEUP
“I’VE ALWAYS ADMIRED ASYMMETRIC DESIGNS. BUT PERHAPS I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES.” Nissan Cube designer Daisuke McCoy Designer Daisuke McCoy describes Nissan Cube as “my magnum opus” The designer of the now-canceled Nissan Cube today spoke out… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
EXCLUSIVE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE L.A. AUTO SHOW!
VEHICLE TRANSPORTER TRUCKS STUCK IN TRAFFIC; ANXIOUS ORGANIZERS HOPE SHOW CARS ARRIVE BEFORE SUNDAY’S CLOSING A misspelled banner welcomes visitors to the LA Auto Show. Vehicle transporter trucks are still stuck in LA traffic, and as of today, nearly all… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
PRESIDENT’S GO-IT-ALONE ACTIONS INCLUDE TAKING LIMO OUT BY HIMSELF
President Obama looks backfrom driver’s seat of limo Unidentified sources within the Secret Service say they’re frustrated with President Obama’s decision to drive the Presidential limousine himself. The move follows his recent announcement to act unilaterally to relax… Read More
Updated on October 31, 2020
GOD: “STOP PRAYING FOR A FERRARI!”
In a written statement carved into a large chunk of Arctic Mint-colored Corian, God demanded that people “stop praying for a Ferrari, Mercedes or Porsche.” The inscription, found Sunday at the 7,200-foot summit of Chipmunk Peak by a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
WALMART PARKING LOTS HOLD MORE OIL THAN BAKKEN FORMATION, SAYS INDUSTRY EXPERT
Senior Stain Invigilator Tarl Barnwormer examines a Walmart parking lot oil puddle Hundreds of thousands of dilapidated vehicles are leaking so much oil onto the pavement at Walmart stores nationwide that one expert claims it could equal the… Read More
