COMMUTERS COMPLAIN ABOUT SWEDISH DAY LABORERS BLOCKING TRAFFIC NEAR IKEA STORE

A man who identified himself only as Haldor
approaches traffic in front of the Ikea store.
“I need work. I build boats,” he said.  


Police are cracking down after receiving complaints from motorists about a large group of Swedish day laborers that approach drivers stopped at the red light in front of the Ikea store.  

“I know they’re just looking for a job,” said motorist Bucolia Abisco, “but they walk right up to my car window holding a carpenter’s axe in one hand and a mug of Bryggkaffee Mörkrost in the other.  They ask if I need any boats built.  It’s scary.”

According to Abisco, she reluctantly switched from Ikea to Bed, Bath and Beyond.  “But, I really miss my Skorpor Fullkorn every morning,” she said forlornly.  

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