HEY, THE TOYOTA 4RUNNER DOESN’T LOOK ANY WORSE UPSIDE-DOWN!

BEFORE

According to a recently released poll of SUV enthusiasts, every single one of them was “aghast” at the front-end styling of the new-for-2014 Toyota 4Runner.

Naturally, we wondered if it would look better upside-down, so, employing a Milwaukee 12-amp Sawzall reciprocating saw and a can of Super Sticky Wicket industrial adhesive, we inverted the front end.  The consensus?  It didn’t look any better, but it didn’t look worse, either.

AFTER Note:  Please keep cats away from industrial adhesives.  Cletus is fine but will “hang” with “Willem” for several days

“I like the change.  It looks like there are quotation marks on either side of the grille,” said respondent Cheerio Sakamoto, who added, “I thought the original front end looked too much like Willem Dafoe.”