COURTS: PEOPLE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER ALLOWED TO DRIVE IN CARPOOL LANE

Bundy Falk claims to have four alter egos (clockwise from upper left):  Althea, Shevelle, Iris and Archibald

Thanks to a recent court ruling, Bundy Falk can shred the dozens of carpool violation citations filling his desk drawer.   On Tuesday, Superior Court judge Wrigley Shoe ruled that drivers afflicted with multiple personality disorder can legally drive in freeway carpool lanes.

The law requires that vehicles in the carpool lane carry at least two passengers in addition to the driver.  “I have a pickup with no back seat, so I can only take two of them at a time anyway,” he explained, adding, “All five of us are ecstatic,” said Falk.  “Archie was so excited he wet our pants.”