Posted on October 4, 2017
Confused Hackers Hit Local Man’s Equinox Before Equifax Breach, Authorities Say
Before they hacked into credit rating agency Equifax, stealing the personal information of some 140-million Americans — which included actress Renée Zellweger — hackers first mistakenly infiltrated Leon Wixit’s 2017 Chevrolet Equinox, according to some kind of authority.
“Equinox — Equifax, the names are pretty similar,” said the wistful Wixit. “I guess I can see how the mix-up happened.”
Wixit said the hackers not only disabled his Equinox, leaving him stranded on the side of the road, but also deleted his how-to audio book on puppet repair. “I was right at the good part, too,” he said.