Lamborghini’s New Mouth Appliance Helps Owners Pronounce Model Names

Everyone loves Lamborghinis, but many complain the model names are too difficult to pronounce.

Fear not, Lamborghini has come out with a solution.  The automaker’s new LamboClamp will have owners and enthusiasts alike flawlessly pronouncing even the most challenging names including Huracán, Gallardo, Aventador and Murciélago.

The lightweight $22,500 carbon fiber oral appliance clamps to the wearer’s face, perfectly positioning the lips and tongue for proper diction.

During a demonstration, Lamborghini spokesman Michelangelo Firt affixed the dark gray clamp onto his face, splaying his lips and unveiling a row of chipped lower teeth the hue of Corn Nuts.   “Oo-ra-kahn,” he uttered provocatively, the word oozing from his clamped mouth like natural gas leaking from a whorehouse water heater.

“That’s remarkable,” said Huracán owner Spinner Joe Mucket.  “Until now, I’ve had to hook my index finger inside my lower lip to pronounce it correctly, which is quite uncomfortable.  Plus, my fingers are really salty.”