Breaking News! Tony Retires; FIAT Changing its Name to FIAF

Everyone’s heard the old adage that FIAT stands for “Fix It Again Tony.”  But we didn’t realize it was true until now.

Fiat announced today that Tony has retired, and is being replaced by veteran mechanic Francesco Grimaldi, necessitating the company’s name change. 

“Tony’s a good guy,” Fiaf spokesperson Matteo Franchetti said as he wiped away tears.  “He’s been here forever; we’ll miss him.”