Updated on January 2, 2020
Many Dead People Still Paying Off Auto Loans, Says Financial Expert
Six, seven and even eight year auto loans have become so common that many buyers are obligated to continue making payments even after they’re dead, said a financial expert.
“It’s kind of sad,” said financial advisor Loofa Drillbachen. “People want to kick back after they’re dead, but many of them still have to make monthly car payments. Remember, just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay back your loan.”
Dead guy Persky Ukes is still making monthly payments on his 2011 pickup, but can’t even drive it.
Persky Ukes, a deceased Waller City man, told Parksplug his former garage is “one of my favorite haunts,” which apparently is some sort of nitwit ghost humor.
“My old 2011 F-150 just sits there collecting dust,” said Ukes. “Even though I’m dead, I’m still paying for it, so I like to stop by and look at it now and then.”
“Being dead, I can’t drive it,” said the semi-transparent Ukes. “But I’m still paying $350 a month on it. It sucks.”
