Updated on February 17, 2020
On Eve of Big Auto Show, Automakers Still Trying to Figure Out Just Where the Hell Geneva Is
Weeks before the start of the Geneva International Auto Show, a number of automakers are still trying to figure out where Geneva is.
Ford auto show planners use a globe and Google maps in an attempt to locate Geneva
“Is it in Canada?” asked Ford spokesman Siefert Langhorn. “Crap, we should have started looking this up months ago.”
“We wanted to display the new electric F-150 that we’re not acknowledging that we’re going to build,” said Langhorn, pursing his lips and blinking back tears. “It’s really too bad; the Canadians would have loved it.”
Ford apparently isn’t the only company that is perplexed. Fiat Chrysler reportedly trucked four Ram pickups and two Hellcats to tiny Geneva, Nebraska, and several Hyundais somehow ended up in Genesee, Wisconsin.
If anyone knows where Geneva is located, please contact Langhorn at www.ford.com/wherethehellisgeneva.
