Perception vs. Reality: What Other Motorists Think We’re Thinking About Them

WHAT HE THINKS OTHER MOTORISTS ARE THINKING:  Badass truck=badass guy. Drinks diesel fuel.  Don’t f**k with him.  Women want him.

WHAT WE’RE REALLY THINKING:  What a derf.  Must have 15-grand worth of shit on a $5,000 truck.  F**king Keebler elf.

WHAT SHE THINKS WE’RE THINKING:  Look at her.  Is she a movie star? God, I love her Porsche.  I wish I was her.  I hate myself…and this damned Honda Pilot.

WHAT WE’RE REALLY THINKING:  What is that, a Honda Pilot?

 

WHAT HE THINKS WE’RE THINKING:  Damn, what a classic.  I’ll bet that thing hauls ass.

WHAT WE’RE REALLY THINKING:  Pace car for the 24 Hours of LeMons?  Nice tats and mullet, dude.  Wife beater…probably lives in a shed.