Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
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| “I like potatoes better,” growled motorcycle enthusiast Myles “Mayhem” Keebler |
IN EFFORT TO PROMOTE HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE, HARLEY-DAVIDSON TO REPLACE POTATO, POTATO POTATO ENGINE SOUND WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS
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| No one was injured when this party bus flipped over. Police said the driver lost control when obese pole dancer Liesel Stump began gyrating |
TWIRLING OBESE POLE DANCER ON PARTY BUS CAUSES VEHICLE TO OVERTURN
