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Updated on December 21, 2021
WHAT AUDI’S LOGO WOULD HAVE LOOKED LIKE HAD THERE BEEN A CORPORATE FEUD
Updated on December 19, 2021
Corvette Engineers Say Christmas Tree Tied to Roof Provides More Downforce Than Spoiler
In breaking news, Chevrolet has just announced that the Corvette will lose its popular high wing spoiler option, which will be replaced by a Christmas tree lashed to the car’s roof. Corvette Chief Engineer Gumbo Suggs noticed the… Read More
Updated on December 18, 2021
Man Who Licked Electric Vehicle Charger Finally Regains Consciousness
A 39-year old Midkiff Springs man who licked the end of a Tesla Supercharger cord to see if it was working has finally regained consciousness nearly a year and a half after the incident. Doctor Button Wykopf said the… Read More
Updated on December 18, 2021
First Look! Alfa Romeo Guilia Pisiciara
Alfa Romeo’s highly acclaimed Guilia sports sedan currently comes in three flavors: the base model, sporty Ti, and the brilliant 505-horsepower Quadrifoglio. But Alfa knows that if it wants to sell more cars in the U.S., it needs to expand… Read More
Updated on December 15, 2021
Santa Goes Green; No More Coal in Christmas Stockings for Naughty Kids
The days of naughty children awakening Christmas morning to nothing but a lump of coal in their stockings is apparently over. After meeting with a panel of climate scientists, Santa Claus yesterday announced that beginning with Christmas 2022,… Read More
Updated on December 15, 2021
Goatee a No-Go for the 2022 Chevy Express
Chevrolet has killed an ill-conceived plan to add a goatee to the front of its aging Chevrolet Express van, the current generation of which debuted all the way back in 2003. Sources say the automaker hoped the grill-surrounding… Read More
Updated on December 2, 2021
Most MKT Passengers Were Dead, Lincoln Now Admits
After several years, Lincoln has finally acknowledged that most of the people who have ridden in the automaker’s MKT crossover were dead at the time. “It was a very popular car,” obviously uncomfortable Lincoln spokesman Doodles Peeler said… Read More
Updated on December 4, 2021
Ford Escape Owners Complain About Problems With Foot-Activated Liftgate
“I used to love my car’s automatic liftgate,” said Luvis Pucker, the owner of a 2016 Ford Escape. “If my hands were full, I could just wave my foot underneath the bumper and it would automatically open. But… Read More
Updated on November 24, 2021
ARRIVEDERCI FIATA; HELLO FROGGY!
Recently, my neighbor Alexander’s pacemaker began broadcasting Amazon notifications which, according to him, it is not supposed to do. This resulted in him having to have the device re-flashed. I rode along with Alex in his 2019 Fiat 124… Read More
Posted on November 13, 2021
I Couldn’t Figure Out Why New BMWs Have Such Large Grills
. Then I Saw This Picture of the Designer.
