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Updated on November 5, 2015
VW BUS LOSES RACE TO MOVING SIDEWALK
After the race, Tongas Leeper laughs it up while loser Squeezer Snopf, in driver’s seat, cries uncontrollably At first, 79-year-old Tongas Leeper seemed nervous. But one minute later it was all over and he triumphantly held his plastic trophy… Read More
Updated on January 5, 2022
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
Ford F-350 “Triply””Why have only four rear wheels when you can have six?” Ford Chargé d’affaires for Trucks With Six or More Wheels Barium Figg OFFICIALS DEMAND THAT MOTORISTS QUIT USING AEDs TO JUMPSTART DEAD BATTERIES SPIED! FORD F-350 ONE-TON TRIPLY CAUGHT… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NEW NISSAN ARGUMA IS JUST THE CAR FOR FEUDING COUPLES
No argument about it, Nissan will have a winner on its hands with its new Arguma. “We routinely have couples come into our dealerships who argue about which car to buy and how much to spend,” said Nissan… Read More
Updated on January 5, 2022
NEW STICK-ON DOG HEAD PERFECT FOR NON-PET OWNING DRIVERS
The Glass Lassie Golden Retriever model A happy dog hanging its head out of a car window on a spring afternoon–it’s a sight guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone’s face. And now, thanks to the Glass Lassie suction cup… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NASA NEWS: LIFELESS MAJOR TOM FLOATS BY SPACE STATION WINDOW
Body of Major Tom floats past space station Astronauts aboard the International Space Station said they were shocked this morning to discover the body of Major Tom drifting by outside their window. Russian cosmonaut Aleksander Petrok, who… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
LED BROWS HOT NEW TREND FOR AUDI OWNERS
New Audi TT owner Starlet Quank shows off her new LED eyebrows The first time Starlet Quank gazed upon the shimmering LED running lights on the front of a new Audi TT, she was mesmerized. “I just had to… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
“I like potatoes better,” growled motorcycle enthusiast Myles “Mayhem” Keebler IN EFFORT TO PROMOTE HEALTHIER LIFESTYLE, HARLEY-DAVIDSON TO REPLACE POTATO, POTATO POTATO ENGINE SOUND WITH BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS, BRUSSELS SPROUTS No one was injured when this party bus flipped over. Police… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEY, THE TOYOTA 4RUNNER DOESN’T LOOK ANY WORSE UPSIDE-DOWN!
BEFORE According to a recently released poll of SUV enthusiasts, every single one of them was “aghast” at the front-end styling of the new-for-2014 Toyota 4Runner. Naturally, we wondered if it would look better upside-down, so, employing a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
OVERHAULIN’S CHIP FOOSE STYMIED BY FIAT MULTIPLA
WITH THE CLOCK TICKING, GOOFY CAR REPORTEDLY HAS RENOWNED DESIGNER “AT THE END OF HIS ROPE” Automotive designer Chip Foose, who has fabricated hundreds of award-winning custom vehicles, broke down on the set of his television show Overhaulin’… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
SALES OF AIRPORT TUGS SOAR AS BIG SUVs DISAPPEAR
Fans of large, body-on-frame SUVs are finding they have fewer models to choose from than just a few years ago. While sales of smaller crossover utility vehicles continue to skyrocket, the smaller, lightweight vehicles often don’t meet the… Read More
