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EXPERT OPINION: WHY GAS PRICES ARE RISING

While they might not seem cheap, gasoline prices have actually fallen since 2012.  But experts are warning drivers to get ready to pay more at the pump.  To find out what causes gas prices to spike, Parksplug reached… Read More

“HERE’S YOUR ****ING ROUND TAILLIGHTS,” SAYS ANGRY CHEVROLET

PISSED OFF GM RELEASES TEASER PHOTO OF 2016 CORVETTE GM says this is the ’16 Corvette “We’ve had enough of these whiners who complain the Corvette’s taillights look like a Camaro’s. You want round?  We’ll give you round,… Read More

AVIATION NEWS

BOEING’S NEW JeTRAILER MAKES DEBUT  Artist’s depiction of the new Boeing JeTrailer being towed behind a B-737 aircraft Boeing today unveiled its innovative new JeTrailer, an engineless winged fuselage that is designed to be towed behind a jetliner…. Read More

CITY’S EXPERIMENT USING FOOD-BASED STREET STRIPING A FAILURE

Opossums and feral cats have licked up more than 18 miles of roadway striping Public works crews have spent the past year re-striping more than 40 miles of city streets using an organic food-based paint.   But the… Read More

CADILLAC TO BLEND OLD AND NEW DESIGNS

Is this the 2018 Cadillac ATS? There’s no denying that Cadillac’s distinctive Art and Science design philosophy has been a big success.   But unnamed GM sources tell Parksplug that in an effort to pay homage to its past,… Read More

BMW TO ADD ROBOT VACUUM CLEANER TO ITS LINEUP

BMW MVac In an effort to leave no marketing opportunities unfulfilled, BMW announced today that it will add a high-performance robot vacuum cleaner to its lineup. The MVac, which will hit the market this summer, will feature an… Read More

STUDY SHOWS STRANGE SIMILARITY AMONG RANGE ROVER EVOQUE BUYERS

August Foloney poses in front of the new Range Rover Evoque he just purchased Purchasers of the distinctive, hot-selling Range Rover Evoque are themselves unique, according to a new study of SUV buyers.   In addition to belonging… Read More

NIKE’S NEW SHOE CAR

Nike today unveiled their eagerly anticipated two-seat shoe roadster, the Nike Air Sneakster.   The vehicle, displayed at the company’s  Oregon headquarters, is constructed almost entirely of shoe components and will be available beginning this summer in a… Read More

LOCAL RED LIGHT CAMERA REPLACED BY PHOTO-SNAPPING WORKER

Traffic Monitor Dale Fergerman aims his camera at a red light violator Red light cameras can generate significant revenue for local governments, but they’re also expensive to buy and maintain.  That’s why one local government has dumped its… Read More

FIRST PHOTOS! 2015 CADILLAC ESCALATOR!

2015 Cadillac Escalator EXCLUSIVE:  CADILLAC’S EYE-OPENING NEW SUV Cadillac describes it as “the most unique vehicle of our time,” and we at Parksplug are inclined to agree.  “There’s nothing else like the 2015 Escalator,” said Cadillac Marketing Director Yodart… Read More