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Updated on November 5, 2015
FIREFIGHTERS: TOO MANY POLICE IMPERSONATORS AND PHONY COP CARS
NOT ENOUGH FIREFIGHTER IMPERSONATORS, UNION COMPLAINS Firefighters complain there are two many fake police cars and not enough firefighter impersonators Just days after the fourth person in three days was arrested for driving a phony police car and… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
FIRST PHOTOS OF CHEVY’S NEW CORVOLT HIGH-PERFORMANCE HYBRID
For the past year, General Motors brass has declined to discuss rumors of a higher performance version of the Chevrolet Volt hybrid electric passenger car. But those rumors were confirmed at a press conference today, and photos of… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
DOCTOR OFFERS TIPS FOR BIRD-FLIPPING DRIVERS WITH CARPAL TUNNEL
Wink Packard, a carpal tunnelpatient, demonstrates exercise As many as 80% of Dr. Sanka Belcher’s patients are chronic bird-flippers suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome. “Your hand and middle finger can only perform so many bird flips, and once… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
DEMENTED MECHANIC ARRESTED FOR IMPROPERLY FLASHING ECUs
A customer took this photo of technicianGarmisch Plecker reflashing an ECU A local automotive technician was arrested yesterday after a customer observed him “half-naked” flashing a car’s engine control unit (ECU). According to police, 40-year-old Garmisch Plecker was… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NEXT BIG TRANSPORTATION TREND? PERSONAL TUNNEL BORING MACHINES
Dr. Winnie Lee Festite is a transportation futurist, a person who makes predictions about how people and things will move about in the future, and when asked about the next personal transportation trend, she doesn’t hesitate. “Personal tunnel… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
OWNERS OF WRECKED KIAS CLAIM SOUL LIVES ON AFTER DEATH
Does the Soul continue to exist after death? Narvel Dortz, whose Kia was crushed by a mysterious block of blue ice that fell from the sky, never thought so until a few days after his car was destroyed…. Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
DRIVER AND HIS LAP DOG BOTH CITED FOR SPEEDING
A downtrodden Squirts Feezle shows the speeding ticket he received Squirts Feezle will have his day in court. The five-year-old Labrador Retriever mix and his owner, Curtis Feezle, were stopped by police early today and both were ticketed for… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES OFF THE PARKSPLUG WIRES
Top scoring Volvo in 60mph crash test NO DAMAGE! VOLVO GETS TOP SCORE IN 60 MPH CRASH SAFETY TEST Insurance Institute says vehicle wasn’t even scratched in 60 mile per hour crash into barrier, although crash dummy’s head separated… Read More
Updated on August 6, 2020
FACTORY FIVE TO RELEASE MERCURY GRAND MARQUIS KIT
Although best known for their built-it-yourself Cobra kits, Massachusetts-based Factory Five says their goal is to serve all types of customers. To that end, the company is releasing their latest kit, a replica Mercury Grand Marquis. “We think… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
CAR DEALER ADDS CHARGE FOR COFFEE AND COOKIES TO WINDOW STICKER
“They apparently thought no one would notice it if they used small print. I’m pretty sure I’m outraged.” Customer Ying Ling Barker Local auto dealer Packy Pfunderthunt had built up a loyal customer base over the 40 years… Read More
