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STUDY SHOWS STRANGE SIMILARITY AMONG RANGE ROVER EVOQUE BUYERS

August Foloney poses in front of the new Range Rover Evoque he just purchased Purchasers of the distinctive, hot-selling Range Rover Evoque are themselves unique, according to a new study of SUV buyers.   In addition to belonging… Read More

NIKE’S NEW SHOE CAR

Nike today unveiled their eagerly anticipated two-seat shoe roadster, the Nike Air Sneakster.   The vehicle, displayed at the company’s  Oregon headquarters, is constructed almost entirely of shoe components and will be available beginning this summer in a… Read More

LOCAL RED LIGHT CAMERA REPLACED BY PHOTO-SNAPPING WORKER

Traffic Monitor Dale Fergerman aims his camera at a red light violator Red light cameras can generate significant revenue for local governments, but they’re also expensive to buy and maintain.  That’s why one local government has dumped its… Read More

FIRST PHOTOS! 2015 CADILLAC ESCALATOR!

2015 Cadillac Escalator EXCLUSIVE:  CADILLAC’S EYE-OPENING NEW SUV Cadillac describes it as “the most unique vehicle of our time,” and we at Parksplug are inclined to agree.  “There’s nothing else like the 2015 Escalator,” said Cadillac Marketing Director Yodart… Read More

IS THIS GILLETTE’S NEW SUV?

RAZOR COMPANY TO JOIN RANKS OF AUTOMAKERS WITH DEBUT OF MACH 4X4? New Gillette 4X4 features titanium blades and lubrication strip Razor manufacturer Gillette today released a teaser photograph of its first vehicle, the four-wheel-drive Mach 4X4.  … Read More

HEADLINES WE DIDN’T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT

GUY WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO PAINT FIRE ENGINES LIME GREEN IS FINALLY DEAD Celebrations break out at thousands of fire stations across the country. AUTOMAKERS COMPLAIN ABOUT STARBUCKS’ NEW ONE-GALLON “TRENTA” CUP Starbucks Trenta cup pictured in… Read More

HIGHWAY DEPARTMENT TO PLACE DISCOUNT COUPONS INSIDE ROADKILL

The next time you spot a dead animal in the roadway, you might want to stop and pick it up rather than just drive on by.  That’s because highway department officials today announced a new plan to insert… Read More

AMID DECLINING MOTORCYCLE SALES, HARLEY-DAVIDSON FOCUSES ON FITNESS EQUIPMENT

Slim Bob Elliptical Trainer Harley-Davidson is an American manufacturing icon, but the motorcycle maker is still struggling to recover from the great recession.  ”We had to develop new products,” said marketing director Dorman “Pile Driver” Spootman while picking his… Read More

VOLVO WINS “BEST KEY TO PICK YOUR EAR WITH” AWARD FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW

Award-winning Volvo S60 key Fajita Mufferberg’s body writhed back and forth as she twisted the gold-colored key that was deeply inserted into her left ear.  “Oh…my…God,” she exclaimed, her eyes closed.  The key was for a 2014 Volvo… Read More