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Updated on November 5, 2015
STUDY SHOWS STRANGE SIMILARITY AMONG RANGE ROVER EVOQUE BUYERS
August Foloney poses in front of the new Range Rover Evoque he just purchased Purchasers of the distinctive, hot-selling Range Rover Evoque are themselves unique, according to a new study of SUV buyers. In addition to belonging… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
NIKE’S NEW SHOE CAR
Nike today unveiled their eagerly anticipated two-seat shoe roadster, the Nike Air Sneakster. The vehicle, displayed at the company’s Oregon headquarters, is constructed almost entirely of shoe components and will be available beginning this summer in a… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
LOCAL RED LIGHT CAMERA REPLACED BY PHOTO-SNAPPING WORKER
Traffic Monitor Dale Fergerman aims his camera at a red light violator Red light cameras can generate significant revenue for local governments, but they’re also expensive to buy and maintain. That’s why one local government has dumped its… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
FIRST PHOTOS! 2015 CADILLAC ESCALATOR!
2015 Cadillac Escalator EXCLUSIVE: CADILLAC’S EYE-OPENING NEW SUV Cadillac describes it as “the most unique vehicle of our time,” and we at Parksplug are inclined to agree. “There’s nothing else like the 2015 Escalator,” said Cadillac Marketing Director Yodart… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
IS THIS GILLETTE’S NEW SUV?
RAZOR COMPANY TO JOIN RANKS OF AUTOMAKERS WITH DEBUT OF MACH 4X4? New Gillette 4X4 features titanium blades and lubrication strip Razor manufacturer Gillette today released a teaser photograph of its first vehicle, the four-wheel-drive Mach 4X4. … Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
HEADLINES WE DIDN’T KNOW WHERE ELSE TO PUT
GUY WHOSE IDEA IT WAS TO PAINT FIRE ENGINES LIME GREEN IS FINALLY DEAD Celebrations break out at thousands of fire stations across the country. AUTOMAKERS COMPLAIN ABOUT STARBUCKS’ NEW ONE-GALLON “TRENTA” CUP Starbucks Trenta cup pictured in… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
AMID DECLINING MOTORCYCLE SALES, HARLEY-DAVIDSON FOCUSES ON FITNESS EQUIPMENT
Slim Bob Elliptical Trainer Harley-Davidson is an American manufacturing icon, but the motorcycle maker is still struggling to recover from the great recession. ”We had to develop new products,” said marketing director Dorman “Pile Driver” Spootman while picking his… Read More
Updated on November 5, 2015
VOLVO WINS “BEST KEY TO PICK YOUR EAR WITH” AWARD FOR FOURTH YEAR IN A ROW
Award-winning Volvo S60 key Fajita Mufferberg’s body writhed back and forth as she twisted the gold-colored key that was deeply inserted into her left ear. “Oh…my…God,” she exclaimed, her eyes closed. The key was for a 2014 Volvo… Read More
