AVIATION NEWS: TSA BLOWS UP SUSPICIOUS PASSENGER

TSA officers blew up an unidentified airline passenger today after he started acting suspiciously, said an agency spokesman.  

“The male subject was very nervous, had no identification or luggage, and refused to take off his shoes,” said TSA spokesman Pablo Watanabe.

“We dealt with the situation the same way we handle a suspicious package,” Watanabe explained.  “First, we had a dog smell him.  Then, we squirted him with a water cannon, but he was still acting suspiciously, so we had no choice but to blow him up.”  

Officials say no one else was injured and the suspect was moved to a remote location at the airport before being detonated.  No flight delays resulted from the incident, although most of the airlines were late anyway.